Mortal Kombat: The Nicknames
by Odeena Skywalker


Rayden: Chaaarge!

Fujin: Mr. Windbag

Liu Kang: Biker Boy

Jax: Fist o' Doom

Sonya: Look, but don't touch

Johnny Cage: Twinkle, twinkle, little star...

Kai: The headhunter

Jarek: The ultimate heartbreaker / Hotshots

Shinnok: Flat-face

Quan-Chi: Baldie

Reiko: Blue eyes

Reptile: Cronic indigestion / Your face fell

Scorpion: ...And for today's menu, opponent flambé / Skullface

Sub Zero: Jack Frosty

Tanya: Femme fatale

Noob Saibot: Dude with the scyte

Jade: Femme fatale #2

Nightwolf: The werewolf

Sheeva: Miss Shokan 2000

Goro: Gets to your head. And stays there

Shang Tsung: Grandpa

Shao Kahn: Baldie #2

Sindel: The zombie strikes back!

Kitana: Lady in black

Motaro: Horny devil

Rain: "I-hate-umbrellas"

Sektor: Cyber @$$-kicker

Cyrax: Cyber bone-breaker

Smoke: Cygars are NOT bad for your health!

Baraka: Fangs

Mileena: Fangs #2 / Life is pink

Kintaro: Goro's evil twin

Kano: El Bandito

Striker: Gang-bang dude

Kung Lao: Viva el Sombrero!

Kabal: Scarie Movie guy

Ermac: ...dunno.