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We've done more on the Mortal Kombat universe than the Mortal Kombat people have! We can do whatever the hell we want from now on!
He's a lot less scary when you know he's got a dad.
It may not be as honourable, but it's definitely smarter to attack while your opponent is still posing.
I'm very proud of the MK tapestry that we have built. And I mix my metaphors with pride.
And it was a great parody on stereotypical action heroes who don't seem to have any other trouble in fights than reciting punchlines. (PUNCH LINES!)
Excuse me, but if Jikan Tai wants to plant zucchini, then by god, Jikan Tai is going to plant zucchini.
Liu Kang is not rebellious. His idea of rebellion is to buy cookies and not share them.
Someone has to get Jikan Tai a mortal girlfriend soon, or get him some therapy.
You must be able to create a believeable universe out of nothing but imagination... if you can do that by the end of the course you will be remarkably adept.By being useless I'm filling a much-needed niche. I'm like Crewman #6--only you can't kill me off because I'm also the Plucky Comic Relief.Art demands sacrifices. You're the Queen of snifflers!"What?!? Who are all these Gods, and why are they bantering??" I can hear them cry.It's just to make him aware of your universe-building skills, so he can harness them for the greater glory of Canada. Which is something we all should be working towards, except those of us who are Americans.Anyway, Rayden reminded me so much of Connor [MacLeod] that I decided they must be the same person...It wasn't about MK, the whole point was that poems about trees, unless they happen to be specifically MK trees, are bad, and that was an example of a non-MK-tree bad tree poem.In fact I was so inspired by the whole story (Johnny's Day Out) that yesterday when my mom asked me if I wanted anything at the store, I said "Peanuts and Ice cream," deadpan. You shoulda seen the look on her face. She got them though!Did I ever say I didn't like Hichan fics? Did Kim-chan? I'm pretty sure Bento hasn't. Therefore, it's safe to say, Biku, that the only people saying they don't like Hichan fics are the voices inside your head.Honestly, that arc was really plausible, if one accepts that there's a god and his family living at a temple in China - and that Mao Tse Tung has done nothing against it.You shouldn't listen to Bento-chan when it comes to stories. Where would Shakespeare be if he had ever listened to Bento-chan?What else could we talk about? I know! How do Rayden and Meimei like Jurassic Park III?TODAY'S TIP FOR 'PROFESSIONAL' WRITERS: When writing poetry, be sure to express angst. And maybe Shang Tsung sent out little invitations: "We would like to request your presence at an informal Tournament. BYON. ('Bring Your Own Nunchuks')" Who are the King and Queen? Are they gods or - hey, wait, they're Serena and Endymion, aren't they? The Crystal Palace - okay, I guess I should've got that sooner, huh. I've started wondering about Kerlan, in particular. This guy is wearing robes in peach, and his mother always tries to find a girl for him, but he prefers to hang out with Rayden. Could it be that he wants to be more than friends with Rayden-sama?